Lizard took this test and had an 87% chance that Banshee was trying to kill him. This is my result. Mostly they just want me to feed them, let them out on the porch or sleep with them. They lead simple, happy lives.…

... I went out this morning and mowed the front lawn. Okay, I weed-wacked, not mowed, but the end result is the same.... there is level green weeds that we like to call grass. I even swept the grass/weed clippings to t…